Take a Message
 

Take a Message

A girl, who was not quite four years old, was alone in the
house when the phone rang. She answered it and was told that
Mr. Brown was calling. "I'm sorry, no one is here. Can I
take a message?" she said.

Mr. Brown replied, "Certainly."

After a pause, Mr. Brown heard, "OK, I'm ready. Who did you
say this is?"

"Mr. Brown."

"How do you spell Brown?"

"B-r-o-w-n."

A long pause, and then, "How do you make a B?" :11:

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.