Why Do I Like Retirement?
Why Do I Like Retirement?
How many days in a week? 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday. When is a retiree's bedtime? 3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Why don't retirees mind being called seniors? It comes with a 10% discount! Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Tied shoes. How many retirees to change a light bulb? Only one, but it may take all day. What do retirees call a long lunch? Normal. What is the best way to describe retirement? The never-ending coffee break. Who do retirees count pennies? They're the only ones who have the time! |
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