Talking Frog
 

Talking Frog

An old man was rowing a boat on a lake when a frog swam up
to him and yelled, "Mister! Mister! I'm really a beautiful
princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!"

The man put the frog in his pocket and rowed to shore. The
frog called out again, "Hey mister! I'm really a gorgeous
princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!"

Still the man said nothing and walked down the road toward
town. The frog was getting angry at being ignored. "Why
don't you kiss me? I told you I'm really a beautiful
princess."

"Listen lady." the man replied. "I'm 80 years old. At my age
I'd rather have a talking frog." :11: