Homework
 

Homework

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to
the little boy while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you
really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear it is," insisted Johnny. "I
had to smear it with honey, but I finally got him to eat it." :11: