Rookie Drill Instructor
 

Rookie Drill Instructor

A rookie drill instructor escorted his first batch of new
recruits to the mess hall. He told them, "There are three
rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!"

Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked,
"What is the first rule?"

Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates
yelled in unison, "Shut up, Drill Sergeant!" :11: