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Old 01-27-2019, 06:15 AM   #1
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Default Do Not Wash Your Hair In The Shower!

Do Not Wash Your Hair In The Shower!

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful.
It involves the shampoo when it runs down your body while
you shower with it. Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I
didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the
shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on
the shampoo label is this claim:

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten
rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with
Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower.
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