Laughter, Smiles, and Chuckles

[MajestyJo]

Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? A: The Shell station!
Q: How do you catch an elephant? A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts? A: Gard
en hose!
Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks? A: The Snack Bar! Two peanuts were walking down a road One was assaulted Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? A: An astronut!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? A. They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: Because she's nuts! Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts? A: You're Nuts!
Q
hat did the peanut say to the elephant? A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk
Q What is another name for a kidney-stone? A: A pee-nut!
Q: Why did the peanuts run across the busy road? A: Because they were nuts!
Q: Why did the blonde smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam.
Q: Why are people in Illinois having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
Q) What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A) I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat!
Q: What kind of nuts hang? A: wallnuts.

[MajestyJo]

I have some key on my board that are giving me a hard time.