Driving Too Young
The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic
church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any
situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the
minister was reaching the climax of his sermon, his own
young son entered the church, ran to the center aisle,
started making loud beeps and brrrmms like a car without a
muffler, then zoomed right toward him.
The minister stopped his sermon, pointed severely at his
son, and commanded, "Jimmy, park the car immediately beside
your mother on that bench (pointing), turn off the ignition,
and hand her the keys."
The sermon continued undisturbed... after a good laugh by
the congregation.
