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bluidkiti · 02-01-2018, 10:02 AM

WITTY SAYINGS

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

1dayatatime06 · 12-21-2018, 11:02 AM

02-01-2018, 10:02 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,960	Witty Sayings WITTY SAYINGS - Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. - Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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