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bluidkiti · 03-19-2014, 02:53 PM

Why, Oh Why...

* Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
* Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
* Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
* Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

MajestyJo · 03-21-2014, 03:37 AM

Why oh why me! Why shouldn't it happen to you? Are you exempt? Perhaps you are missing out on the message.

As I posted earlier, "If it is on my plate, I must have ordered it." It might have been indirectly, but as they say, "We are where we are in today as a result of decisions made. How often did we ask ourselves "Why?" Couldn't figure out "Why" when in truth it was our disease speaking for us.

How many times did you want to take words back or left unspoken. Me, me, me! As I use to say to my ex-husband, you took one foot out to put the other one in.

03-19-2014, 02:53 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,970	Why, Oh Why... Why, Oh Why... * Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? * Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? * Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? * Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’? * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? * Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? * Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? * Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

03-21-2014, 03:37 AM	#2
MajestyJo Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Hamilton, ON Posts: 25,078	Why oh why me! Why shouldn't it happen to you? Are you exempt? Perhaps you are missing out on the message. As I posted earlier, "If it is on my plate, I must have ordered it." It might have been indirectly, but as they say, "We are where we are in today as a result of decisions made. How often did we ask ourselves "Why?" Couldn't figure out "Why" when in truth it was our disease speaking for us. How many times did you want to take words back or left unspoken. Me, me, me! As I use to say to my ex-husband, you took one foot out to put the other one in. __________________ Love always, Jo I share because I care.

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