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Twas the Night after Thanksgiving
Twas the night after Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation...... The thought of a snack became infatuation..... So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door, And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !! I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky.... With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie, But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees....... Happy day after Thanksgiving To All! Pass the cranberries PLEASE! ![]() May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump. May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize, may your holiday dinner stay off of your thighs. Author Unknown
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