Embarrassing Moments

[MajestyJo]

This is hilarious, more so because one of our elevators has been broken for months, even the one that is suppose to be working, is shutting down far too often. They are waiting for a part from Germany. I think it is coming by rubber raft.

Scotland and the elevator...

What makes this so funny is that you can see this day coming !!

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[MajestyJo]

A bit naughty!

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The little boy (who been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"

The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Please ask your mother to explain that to you!"

[MajestyJo]

Doctor learning the trade

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.

The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complains, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor says, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.

Cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"

As they left, the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman?
How'd you come to the diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there?

When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash.

That was what probably was making her sick."

The younger doctor said "Pretty clever. If you don't mind, I think I'll try that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman.

She said that she just didn't have the energy she once did and said, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."

"You've probably been doing too much for the Church," the younger doctor told her.

"Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, she's very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?"


"I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope and, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the pastor under the bed.

Be sure your sins will find you out. Don't get caught monkeying around.