You're Not a Kid Anymore When - Bluidkiti's Alcohol and Drug Addictions Recovery Help/Support Forums

bluidkiti · 04-03-2016, 08:06 AM

You're Not a Kid Anymore When

You consider coffee one of the most important things in
life.

You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks
into the room.

You enjoy watching the news.

The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.

The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.

People ask what color your hair USED to be.

You're proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't
breaking any laws.

You start singing along with the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into
style TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

7 AM is your idea of "sleeping in."

You don't remember when you got that mole...or the one next
to it.

You write thank you notes without being told.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

- according to Jeff Foxworthy

04-03-2016, 08:06 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,872	You're Not a Kid Anymore When You're Not a Kid Anymore When You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room. You enjoy watching the news. The phone rings and you hope it's not for you. The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion. People ask what color your hair USED to be. You're proud of your lawnmower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws. You start singing along with the elevator music. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday. Your car has four doors. You routinely check the oil in your car. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style TWICE. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 7 AM is your idea of "sleeping in." You don't remember when you got that mole...or the one next to it. You write thank you notes without being told. Neighbors borrow your tools. - according to Jeff Foxworthy __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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