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Old 05-20-2018, 07:37 AM   #1
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How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids.

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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