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One day a teacher told her students to draw a train on a railway track for homework. The next day when the teacher started checking everybody's book, she came up to Janice. "Show me the homework". Janice showed the teacher her notebook with only a picture of railroad tracks. The teacher asked,"Where is the train?" Janice then replied, "You were late so the train went away."
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