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bluidkiti · 08-21-2015, 11:11 AM

My Philosophy Of Housecleaning!

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because .
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .
My kids will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because .
A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

REMEMBER . . . . .

A clean house is a sign of a BROKEN COMPUTER (or internet access down)

08-21-2015, 11:11 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,975	My Philosophy Of Housecleaning! My Philosophy Of Housecleaning! I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because . I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because . They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My kids will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because . A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!! REMEMBER . . . . . A clean house is a sign of a BROKEN COMPUTER (or internet access down) __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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