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Old 12-24-2019, 08:09 AM   #1
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Default Innovative Uses for Fruitcake

Innovative Uses for Fruitcake

- Hold up your car when changing tires

- Slice and use for poker chips

- Use it to carve your turkey on

- Use as replacement for Duraflame log

- Take it camping with you...use it to weigh down the tent

- Use it as a seat at a stadium event

- Stand on it when you change a lightbulb

- Put it in the back of your car/truck for snow/ice driving

- Replaces free weights when you work out

- Use as book ends at the school library
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