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Old 03-30-2015, 12:27 PM   #1
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Default Ever Wonder?

EVER WONDER?

- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?

- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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