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03-30-2015, 12:27 PM | #1 |
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Ever Wonder?
EVER WONDER?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" - If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? - Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! - If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk, why didn't he just buy dinner? - Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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