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Halloween Puns
Halloween Puns
Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost when they got in their car? A: Fasten your sheet belt. Q: What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster? A: Hello. Hello. Hello. Q: What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun? A: A Skele-tan. Q: Who are some of the werewolves' cousins? A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves. Q: Why did the spider buy a car? A: He wanted to take it for a spin. Q: What do little ghosts drink? A: Evaporated milk.
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