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10-23-2016, 07:00 AM | #1 |
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Old Is When
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells remain FOREVER.
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