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10-31-2016, 10:37 AM | #1 |
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Some Halloween Jokes
Some Halloween Jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" --------- Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay. Q: How do you make a milkshake? A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!" Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin!
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