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Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving
~ Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. ~ You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. ~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. ~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail. ~ You set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday. ~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. ~ That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. ~ Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your waterbed. ~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. Received in email
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