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Alcoholic Exercise Routine
Since I've joined AA, I've gained quite a bit of weight. A friend told me it was because I didn't get as much exercise as I used to. "But I never exercised while I was still drinking," I protested. "Sure you did," he countered. "Here's the exercise program you were on:" - Hitting the bottle - Beating yourself up - Bending the rules - Stretching the truth - Jogging your memory - Running into trouble - Jumping to conclusions - Stepping on toes - Climbing the walls - Dodging responsibility - Pushing your luck - Pulling the wool over peoples eyes - Walking all over people - Carrying a grudge - Throwing fits - Picking up the pieces. Wow! Small wonder I've put on a few pounds! ![]()
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