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bluidkiti · 08-27-2013, 12:01 PM

Church Signs

1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”

6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one!

7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

10) If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

08-27-2013, 12:01 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,625	Church Signs Church Signs 1) Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! 2) Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. 3) Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! 4) An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets. 5) When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.” 6) Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one! 7) Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush! 8) Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday. 9) Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. 10) If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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