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HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone. Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. What is a young skeleton? A skeleteen What do you call a stupid skeleton? A numbskull What is a skeleton's favorite insult? The word 'Bonehead' How does a skeleton get into his house? With a skeleton key What do skeletons have nightmares of? Dogs
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