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12-17-2017, 07:10 AM | #1 |
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Speeding Juggler
Speeding Juggler
A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer requested. So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "My! That's one tough sobriety test!"
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