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bluidkiti · 09-24-2018, 06:49 AM

Words of wisdom from children...

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

5. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11

6. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14

7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9

8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

9. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

10. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11

11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15

12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10

14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

09-24-2018, 06:49 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,841	Words of wisdom from children Words of wisdom from children... 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11 6. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9 8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 9. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 10. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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