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bluidkiti · 03-19-2014, 02:53 PM

Why, Oh Why...

* Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
* Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
* Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
* Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
* Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

03-19-2014, 02:53 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,907	Why, Oh Why... Why, Oh Why... * Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? * Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? * Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? * Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’? * Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? * Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? * Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? * Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? * Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? * You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? * Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? * Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? * If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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